:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
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