OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
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