Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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