Just cropdusted the office
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
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