belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
my sisters under your porch take her home
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
I just realized I haven't looked at our horoscopes lately. If mine says anything about tweakers, I'm burning my phone.
Oh shit oh shit oh shit.
BURN THE PHONE.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Randomize
