After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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