She is in my trunk
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
Randomize
