hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
Randomize
