Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
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