tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
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