Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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