the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
I just poured my flask into a drink. Then I realized the drink belonged to the guy next to me so I stole it from him. He confronted me and I made out with him to distract him. When I looked up, I realized his wife was watching. Its barely 10:00.
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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