so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
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