I want to stick my p in your. b.
I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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