Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
I just had to have my mom look at my penis to figure out what it was. How do you think my day is going?
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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