I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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