idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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