dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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