If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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