We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
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you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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