that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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