he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
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