you would pick up someone in the library
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
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