JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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