somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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