I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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