Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
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