he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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