This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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