Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
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