on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Randomize
