It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
Randomize
