yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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