She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
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