I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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