i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
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