I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
she gave me a handjob in the middle of the night and my stomach growled so she walked out totally naked and came back 5 minutes later with two sandwiches. who the fuck says getting married is awful?
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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