all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Fuck appropriateness.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
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