yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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