I have funfetti in my underwear...will you come get me?
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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