you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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