if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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