I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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