you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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