it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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