names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
I'm watching my cat lick a used condom wrapper on my nightstand and I'm too hungover to move and do anything about it. Tequila Tuesdays can not be a thing.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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