I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
P.S. I can't hear my feet
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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