the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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