I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
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