I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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