Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
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