do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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