But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
Vodka?
Forever.
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
We don't watch enough power rangers
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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